How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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