What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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