At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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Once upon a time there was a boy standing up. Then he sat down.

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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