What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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