- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??