Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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quantum physics?

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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