why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Anti Joke

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