Grapefruit.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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Pineapple.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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