- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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