What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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