When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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pauls tuck

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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