Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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Im black

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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S.O.P.A

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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