Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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