"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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roy g biv

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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soccor

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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