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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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