Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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