Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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Women's rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Your dads dead. lol

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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