do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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