bitches be crafty.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Anti Joke

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