Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Potassium? K.

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Why was a black man running in the street with my wallet in his hand? Because he saw me dropping it and was trying to reach me to give it back.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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