what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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