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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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Sorry boss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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