What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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DON"T READ THIS!

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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John Stamos.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Bean.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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