I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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Female rights.

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Antijokes...

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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