your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Women's rights

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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