How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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your mom

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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