A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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Anti Joke

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