- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

Bob Saget

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

Robin, get in the car, please.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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