Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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