What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens have short memories and no motivations other than food.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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