Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Gabe Mercado

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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Anti Joke

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