100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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