What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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This statement is false.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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A black person dies.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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That didn't hurt.

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see ya

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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