why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Anti Joke

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