KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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