What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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Halo < COD

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What color is red paint? Red

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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dead dibbs

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Woman Rights

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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K

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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Good.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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