What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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three black men walk into a bar. they where asked polity to leave.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. The bartender says "Rough day, eh?" The man says "Yes, very rough." He then goes home and hangs himself.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Anti Joke

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