- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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