What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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One dark, stormy night, there was a man, limping slowly down the road. He looked across the road and noticed a little girl on a park bench. He carefully moved around behind , creeped up, and slowly tapped her on the shoulder. I tap 2 tap 3 tap The little girl slowly turned her head, and as she did, the man uttered 3 sentences.... "Would you mind helping me get back to my apartment, my hand was cut off in the war, while I was serving my country, which is why I have a hook as opposed to a hand. I was heading back to my apartment to greet my wife and 2 little children, since I just got back from a long day's work at the soup kitchen, helping those in need, and I sprained my ankle. By the way, my name I John Thompson."

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Runescape.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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I work at jcpenny

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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