Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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