Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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