- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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