Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Psychics.

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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