What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Abortion

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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The Irish man was sober.

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When you see it... YOU'LL HAVE AN ORGASAM.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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I'm Halarious.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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