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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

A hayride would be fun.

Penis

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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