What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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your face

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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I can't see my forehead

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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