Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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