what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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