A man buys a prius

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Yo mamas so fat

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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