What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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