How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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