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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Why did the young boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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