I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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Womens rights

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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