What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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