Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Why? Why not?

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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Man U

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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