A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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Q: What's black and doesn't work? A: My old, broken-down piano.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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a banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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