Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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No joke.

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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Why is the sky blue? the game

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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