why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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