If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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Anti Joke

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