DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Cheese

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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Matt Damon

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Women's Rights

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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