- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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rape that shit

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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