How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Where else? The junk yard

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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wanna hear a joke? no

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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