- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

This is not funny.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Mormons having fun.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

A man buys a prius

pickle juice?

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Potato

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

leon harney ya pikey

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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