Poop

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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gays

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Religion

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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