What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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http://anti-joke.com/

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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