- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

So a horse walks into a barn.

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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