A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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sweaty black guy

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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