What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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