knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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tea with milk?

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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