Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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