What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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