What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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