What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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whats 69+2? 71

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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A duck walks into a bar and is quickly shooed away because it is unsanitary to have a duck in a bar.

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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