Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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