What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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A man gets home from work late at night and his wife is already asleep. Then he remembers that he forgot some important papers and has to drive back to work to get them.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Why did the catholic priest get sent to jail? Tax evasion.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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