- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

non poop

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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