What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a person of Jewish descent and the other is a device for traversing waterways akin to the raft.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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Yo mama's fat.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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hot diggity dog

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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