what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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