Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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hey, my names mark.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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What's circular and round A circle

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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A man walks into a party, walks over to the snack stand, and is surprised to find that there is no punch line.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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roses are red violets are blue you should have been aborted

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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