What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom.

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Hitler was Jewish.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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