Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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A woman's opinion

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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