It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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A man walks into a pole.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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