What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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knock knock whos there not me

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Poop

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Paige

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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