A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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It’s dead.

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Paige

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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