What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Hello penis

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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