Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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