- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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