What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

What's older than history? Pre-history.

What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

2 women were sitting quietly.

what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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