Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Flop dog

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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