Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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