Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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hi

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Jews.

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who drinks pee? katness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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