why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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