- Anti Joke

Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

I'm so hungry I could eat food

What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

IF YOU ARE A GUY: Think about a really hot girl. She has the perfect chest, amazing face, blonde hair, and looks flat out stunning. She takes off her shirt which is very appealing and causes for you to get excited because you might get lucky. She takes off her pants, or skirt depending on the choice that you decided upon when imagining this girl, and is walking towards you in nothing but a bra and panties. She continues to take off her bra and gets on top of you. You passionately kiss and afterwords she whispers in your ear, "are you ready for some of this?" you nod your head and she proceeds to remove her panties. Let's freeze this situation for a moment. Assuming that you would ever be in a situation like that there has to be a catch right? A hidden camera, her husband comes home, a rabbid zombie crashes through the door...something. I am happy to tell you that there are no worries about this because nothing will stop you from making sweet and beautiful love to this woman. So let's get back to the scenario. You not your head and quickly tear off your clothes and begin exploring her body. Now turn her 64 and give her a penis with an amazing amount of pubic hair, make her fat, and submit to this manlady. You ask how this happened? Earlier that evening you took a particularly large amound of LSD, or acid if you prefer, and began tripping out. You began seeing ugly people as hot people, and hot people as ugly people. Your friends were concerned because you were hitting on a tree and started humping it at which you were removed from the party by your date who just so happened to be a fat and ugly hermaphrodite who repeatedly raped you and made you cry in submition to her kinky tactics. Drugs are bad, but they make for interesting stories for your friends to tell their children when they get older at your expense.

A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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