What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Black History Month

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Dubstep < Music

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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