How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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The Irish man was sober.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Penis.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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