How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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