Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Farts smell bad!

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What number comes after 29? 30.

Bloody kids ...

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

wnba

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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