Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

Obama

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Who is a knob? ross d

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What do you call a black man? Jamal

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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