IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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i'm not gay

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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