This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Fear in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He said to himself, there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's Magical Basement. Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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