Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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who is awesome? no one...

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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anti jokes

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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