- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

Ham sandwich

what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

What's better than sex? Nothing

Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

fabien

Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

What's a small person? A midget

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