What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

Take my wife- to the store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

womens rights to vote

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Your time.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

JEWS

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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