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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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