- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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