Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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