- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Garry Glitters on here

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

verry nice how mUCH?

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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