Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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