- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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