- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

Nobody cares.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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