Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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