- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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