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Women's Rights.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

Woman's rights

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

#scabbers

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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