- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

I am on a escalator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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