- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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