- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

This one sucks!

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

What's better than sex? Nothing

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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