Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Women's rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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