Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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