- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

T-Dog scare me

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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