What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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