Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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