You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

( o Y o )

What number comes after 29? 30.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

LOL May Wong

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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