- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo daddy!

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

Alex Eggbert

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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