Do you know what they say? Words

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Women's Rights.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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My butt!!!!

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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I'm banging your sister.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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