- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Women's rights.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

yo momma so fat that she's fat

A black man didn't walk into a bar

a man walks into horse bar

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

A. Hey.. B. Hi

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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