Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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poop

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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who is awesome? no one...

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Dubstep < Music

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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