- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

How did the girl die? 25.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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