SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

JEWS

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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