IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Doorbell salesman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Anti Joke

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