- Anti Joke

Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you