Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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