What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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A russian gives away vodka.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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