What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Republicans

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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