A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Weiner

Republicans

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

Matty B

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Murder me once, shame on you.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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