is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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FAP

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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T-Dog scare me

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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