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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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A black guy with his family.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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