so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

I hate blackniggers

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

ballsack

Reed is poopin

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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