Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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( o Y o )

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Hi.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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