- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

What did the clock say? The time.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

Knock knock What

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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