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I like pom

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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