What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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