Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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I'm banging your sister.

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Penis

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So a seal walks into a club..

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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