- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Girls Basketball.

ballsack

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

knock knock who's there?

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??