a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

joe diragi makes paul look straight

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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