- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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So a seal walks into a club..

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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