Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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