- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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