What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

...NO.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

I had sex. Just kidding.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Anti Joke

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