What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

I have a crush on my dad.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have two hands. Some people dont.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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