what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Dubstep < Music

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Ms. Smoot's class

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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