What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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#scabbers

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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