- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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