Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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why?

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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Vagina ass.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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PUDDING

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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