whats brown and smells like shit shit

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

I'm off to my tank guys!

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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