The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Your time.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

why?

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

women playing football?

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

The game!

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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