Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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If you are my friend like it!

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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