Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Women's rights.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Who is a knob? ross d

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

( o Y o )

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

What number comes after 29? 30.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

LOL May Wong

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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