- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a man walks into a bar it hurt

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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