your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

I'm banging your sister.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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