Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

I'm banging your sister.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

What's after 9/11? 9/12

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Obama

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What do you call a black man? Jamal

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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