What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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I tell an anti joke!.

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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A russian gives away vodka.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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