What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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How many dislikes can this get?

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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Six million.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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kiss me?

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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Anti Joke

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