- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

poo poo you you doo doo too too

Yes. Just Yes.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

The penn state football administration

women's rights.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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