What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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asian drivers.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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womens rights to vote

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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