Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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#scabbers

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asparagus

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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hi michael

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