I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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I'm gay. No homo.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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Wats a joke?

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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