- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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