A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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Reed is poopin

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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i'm not gay

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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