What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Your mother is a man.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

Yo daddy!

Vagina ass.

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