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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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