Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

1+1 =? Too

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

women's rights.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Black people. They are so kind.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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