- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

What is 8 times 4? 32

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Reed is poopin

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

T-Dog scare me

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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