Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Hi my name is Jim

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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