Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Alex Eggbert

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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¿melano?

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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