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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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