Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Justin Beiber

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

motley crew

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

I like to eat people

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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