When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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