I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Hippopatomous!

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Hi my name is Jim

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