Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Doorbell salesman.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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