- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

your a towel.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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