- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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