- Anti Joke

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Alex Eggbert