Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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save water shower with friends

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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