whats 2+2? 4

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

Bloody kids ...

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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