A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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Blind people can't read this.

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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