what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

What's wrong with woman Everything

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

I Have a Black Friend

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

knock knock. who's there? someone.

69, hahaha

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

bum sex lol

Please spell dyslexia.

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

Drunk irish man

dislike this...please.

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