Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Mitt Romney.

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¿melano?

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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asparagus

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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#scabbers

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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