Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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Gianni

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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