What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Ted Haggard.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Weiner

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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knock, knock. come in.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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