Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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