- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

How did the girl die? 25.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

PENlS.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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