- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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