Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Society.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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I'm banging your sister.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Yes.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Matt Damon

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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