GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Hi.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Comedy.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Ouch.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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