What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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