Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Society.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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:O + :P = 69

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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