- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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