According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Weiner

2 women were sitting quietly

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Knock knock. Death.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Yo daddy!

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

motley crew

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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