- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

women's rights.

The penn state football administration

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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