- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

The 13th Amendment...

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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