A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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man boobs

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Toaster

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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A black man walks into a book store.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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