- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Sorry boss

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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