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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

I tell an anti joke!.

A russian gives away vodka.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

whats 2+2? 4

How did the girl die? 25.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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