- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

I like to eat people

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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