Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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my mom raped yerr foot

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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