Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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hi. thats what she said.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Women's Rights.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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What's a small person? A midget

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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