How did the girl die? 25.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

69

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Women.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

PENlS.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

A black guy with his family.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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