Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Hearpin my durp

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Women's Rights.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Who is a knob? ross d

YOLO MAH BROLO

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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