- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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