- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

I can Nazi

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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