I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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