- Anti Joke

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

I hate blackniggers

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

T-Dog scare me

hello

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie