- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Spread the net.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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