- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

fack me!

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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