- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

I can Nazi

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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