Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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Women's Rights.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Yo daddy!

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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