- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

I'm gay. No homo.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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