Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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