Women's Rights.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Justin Beiber

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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PUDDING

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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penis

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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