A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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I am on a escalator.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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Anti Joke

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