Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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I'm gay. No homo.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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Six million.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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