What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

Reed is poopin

What's wrong with woman Everything

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

i'm not gay

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

Good boy

alert('hiiii');

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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