Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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