What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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MICHAEL

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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Alex Eggbert

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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Video Games

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