Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Women's Rights.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Vagina ass.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I like pom

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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