Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

joe diragi makes paul look straight

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A woman leaves the kitchen.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops