- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

save water shower with friends

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How did the girl die? 25.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Farts smell bad!

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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