- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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