You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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