There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Women's Rights.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Alex Eggbert

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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hi

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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No it isn't.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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