Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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