- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

Black People.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

God is real

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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