Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Hearpin my durp

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Romney 2012

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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