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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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