- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

how did little johnny die? i killed him

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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