Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Dancing Potatoe!

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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