- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

whats 2+2? 4

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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