why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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I'm gay. No homo.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Dani barton= lovely

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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FAP

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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