What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

I'm gay. No homo.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

peter charastabopouloulous

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Dani barton= lovely

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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