- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

Farts smell bad!

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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