- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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