- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

osama bin ladens hiding spot

Sonic

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

Dani barton= lovely

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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