- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The penn state football administration

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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