what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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hi

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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