Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

how did the little girl die cancer

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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