roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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