- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Take my wife- to the store.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Your time.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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