What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Blind people can't read this.

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W.N.B.A.

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