If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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I'm a like whore

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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ballsack

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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I hate blackniggers

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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