Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Alex Eggbert

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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I'm gay. No homo.

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http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=351301&stc=1&d=1208673890

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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¿melano?

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I like pom

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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