What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

wots brown and smells like shite shite

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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