- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Knock Knock. Come in.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Hearpin my durp

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

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