- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

So a black man hails a taxi...

I am on a escalator.

Hearpin my durp

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Women's rights.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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