I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Why? Because!

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Video Games

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Knock knock. Death.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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