- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

Nobody cares.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

marshal sterio had sex

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Watch your lips.

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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