A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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NASCAR

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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who is awesome? no one...

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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Wheelchair high jump

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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