- Anti Joke

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......