What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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A child with cancer grows up.

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