- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

this sentence will not monkey banana pie

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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