what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

i'm not gay

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Reed is poopin

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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