Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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marshal sterio had sex

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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twilight

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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