Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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