-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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This one sucks!

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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