3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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What is 2+2? 4!

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space is fun

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Wheelchair high jump

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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hi. thats what she said.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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