- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

what's red and blue? your heart

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

If you are my friend like it!

A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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