What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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marshal sterio had sex

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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women have rights

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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