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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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