- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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