What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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