- Anti Joke

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

My butt!!!!!!!!

Blarg

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.