Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Video Games

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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Are you a human?

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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peter charastabopouloulous

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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