- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

Spread the net.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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