What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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68 :)

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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feces

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Your time.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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