- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Women's Rights.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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