How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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Sonic

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Hippopatomous!

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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