A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Where's my tractor?

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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