- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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