What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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drake

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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Video Games

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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