Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Farts smell bad!

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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