women have rights

How did th-A fridge.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Women's Rights.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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Who is a knob? ross d

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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whats 2+2? 4

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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