A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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space is fun

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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This is not a joke.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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