- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

I'm gay. No homo.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

No it isn't.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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