Farts smell bad!

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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save water shower with friends

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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this is a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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