- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

mc hammers income.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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