- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

knock, knock. come in.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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