What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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T-Dog scare me

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Reed is poopin

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