A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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