what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

thumb_up thumb_down +26

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

thumb_up thumb_down +24

http://anti-joke.com/

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

thumb_up thumb_down +24

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

thumb_up thumb_down +22

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops