Dancing Potatoe!

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

i'm not gay

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

ballsack

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

God bless America, and no where else.

I'm a like whore

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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