What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

joe diragi makes paul look straight

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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