A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Anti-joke.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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Facebook...

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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MICHAEL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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