what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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whats 2+2? 4

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( o Y o )

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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this is a joke

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LOL May Wong

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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