- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

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