Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Hearpin my durp

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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i love huge wieners.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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