What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Japan called... They need help.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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I am on a escalator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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