- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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