What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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mc hammers income.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Your time.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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