- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

Ms. Smoot's class

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

Penis.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

My butt!!!!

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

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