- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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