What's 9+10=? 19

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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So. The gays. ...

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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Your time.

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JEWS

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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womens rights to vote

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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