- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

A black guy with his family.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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