- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

guess what? chicken butt.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Stop being a centipede

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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