If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

Watch your lips.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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