- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo daddy!

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

asian, do math

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

I like to eat people

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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