This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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i love huge wieners.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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