yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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womens rights to vote

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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