A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Women's rights.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What number comes after 29? 30.

( o Y o )

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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