What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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