- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

What's brown and sticky? Shit

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

how did the little girl die cancer

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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