- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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