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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

how did little johnny die? i killed him

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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