A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Farts smell bad!

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Bloody kids ...

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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