do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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Women.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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