What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

mc hammers income.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

general tso's broccoli

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

womens rights to vote

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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