Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Women.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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