There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

Yes.

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

my mom raped yerr foot

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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