- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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