What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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