Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

What's brown and sticky? A stick

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

I tell an anti joke!.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

Who is a knob? ross d

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

can't wait until the baby boomers die

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

the cast of the jersey shore

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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