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how did little johnny die? i killed him

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

How many cows say moo? All of them

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

Women's Rights.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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