- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

I'm banging your sister.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Potato.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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