what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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