who farted your mother

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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