BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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mc hammers income.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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