how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

knock, knock. come in.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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