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What's wrong with woman Everything

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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They decide to exchange heads. Barbie squeezes the small opening under her chin over Ken's bulging neck socket. His wide jaw line jostles atop his girlfriend's body, loosely, like one of those novelty dogs destined to gaze from the back windows of cars. The two dolls chase each other around the orange Country Camper unsure what they'll do when they're within touching distance. Ken wants to feel Barbie's toes between his lips, take off one of her legs and force his whole arm inside her. With only the vaguest suggestion of genitals, all the alluring qualities they possess as fashion dolls, up until now, have done neither of them much good. But suddenly Barbie is excited looking at her own body under the weight of Ken's face. He is part circus freak, part thwarted hermaphrodite. And she is imagining she is somebody else—maybe somebody middle class and ordinary, maybe another teenage model being caught in a scandal. The night had begun with Barbie getting angry at finding Ken's blow up doll, folded and stuffed under the couch. He was defensive and ashamed, especially about not having the breath to inflate her. But after a round of pretend-tears, Barbie and Ken vowed to try to make their relationship work. With their good memories as sustaining as good food, they listened to late-night radio talk shows, one featuring Doctor Ruth. When all else fails, just hold each other, the small sex therapist crooned. Barbie and Ken, on cue, groped in the dark, their interchangeable skin glowing, the color of Band-Aids. Then, they let themselves go— Soon Barbie was begging Ken to try on her spandex miniskirt. She showed him how to pivot as though he was on a runway. Ken begged to tie Barbie onto his yellow surfboard and spin her on the kitchen table until she grew dizzy. Anything, anything, they both said to the other's requests, their mirrored desires bubbling from the most unlikely places.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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hi to the world fromthe world

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Hi

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Wheelchair high jump

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obama

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