What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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