- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

What is long and black The unemployment line

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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