What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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save water shower with friends

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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