What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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1+1 =? Too

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Black people. They are so kind.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Women's Rights.

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