Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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How did the girl die? 25.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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