- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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