Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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¿melano?

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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