- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Women's rights.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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