Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Garry Glitters on here

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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