- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

verry nice how mUCH?

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

Garry Glitters on here

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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