- Anti Joke

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

#scabbers

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woman's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

69

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

#scabbers

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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