Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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