According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Yo daddy!

women's rights

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Alex Eggbert

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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