A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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hey bill!

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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man boobs

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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