A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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