- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

Potato.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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