- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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