- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

Dubstep < Music

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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