- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

space is fun

Wheelchair high jump

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

Dubstep < Music

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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