- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

A baby seal walks into a club...

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

Yo mamas so fat

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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