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Video Games

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Why? Because!

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Knock knock. Death.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Yo daddy!

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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