- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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