- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

69

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Women.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

this is a joke

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

PENlS.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

A black guy with his family.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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