What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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asian, do math

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Women's Rights.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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