Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Knock Knock Come in

How did the girl die? 25.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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