- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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