- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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