Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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