How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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Ebola

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Anti Joke

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