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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Women's rights

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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