- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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