Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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