why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Weiner

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Ted Haggard.

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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1+1 =? Too

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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The penn state football administration

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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