- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

Farts smell bad!

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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