- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

What did the clock say? The time.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

I like to eat people

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

asian, do math

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Alex Eggbert

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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