what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

What's red and has wheels a red car....

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

T-Dog scare me

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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