- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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