A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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