How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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i love huge wieners.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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