Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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