Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Anti Joke

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