what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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I can Nazi

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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hey

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Anti Joke

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