my mom raped yerr foot

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

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