I saw a shovel once.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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