- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's my tractor?

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

How much did the Holla Cost?

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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