- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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