- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH goes crazy and shoots himself

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

Cows go moo.

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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