- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

The penn state football administration

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Jared Gough is a slut

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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