peter charastabopouloulous

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Dani barton= lovely

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

I'm off to my tank guys!

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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