- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

the cast of the jersey shore

Obama

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

How did th-A fridge.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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