Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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