- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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