- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Dancing Potatoe!

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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