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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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