A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Women's rights.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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Welcome To Facebook

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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