Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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mark is mark

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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