- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

ROSS G IS OBESE

fack me!

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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