women have rights

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Hearpin my durp

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

A russian gives away vodka.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

A. Hey.. B. Hi

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

Women's rights.

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