What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

I'm gay. No homo.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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