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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Wade's the father

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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Cancer.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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69, hahaha

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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