yo momma so fat that she's fat

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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