- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Knock knock. Come in.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Ouch.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

knock, knock. come in.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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