What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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