Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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¿melano?

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Anti Joke

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