- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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