How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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Hi.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Comedy.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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