What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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motley crew

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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peter charastabopouloulous

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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I'm gay. No homo.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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Anti Joke

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