A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Anti Joke

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