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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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