- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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