I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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save water shower with friends

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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