What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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