- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

fack me!

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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