whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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Yo daddy!

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asian, do math

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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fart+fart=poop

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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