verry nice how mUCH?

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Garry Glitters on here

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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