- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

ballsack

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Mr Webb Hit keyboard loudly -...

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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