- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

:O + :P = 69

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

Society.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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