Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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This is not a joke.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Dubstep < Music

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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