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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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