What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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Welcome To Facebook

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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fack me!

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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