- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

I can Nazi

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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