- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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