The penn state football administration

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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...NO.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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