A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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fack me!

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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