- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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