There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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Alex Eggbert

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Fear in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He said to himself, there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's Magical Basement. Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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I like pom

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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¿melano?

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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