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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Blarg

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Vagina ass.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

motley crew

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

Women's Rights.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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