Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Do you know what they say? Words

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Anti Joke

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