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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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