Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Wheelchair high jump

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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who is awesome? no one...

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Black People.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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This is not a joke.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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