Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

Knock Knock Come in

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

whats 2+2? 4

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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