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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Yo daddy!

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Knock knock. Death.

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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Vagina ass.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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