- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

How did th-A fridge.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

A russian gives away vodka.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

I tell an anti joke!.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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