Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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