Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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motley crew

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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I like to eat people

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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Anti Joke

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