can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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space is fun

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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Wheelchair high jump

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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