What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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#scabbers

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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hi michael

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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ballsack

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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