Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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anti jokes

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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