- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

No it isn't.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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