- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

My butt!!!!!!!!

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Vagina ass.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Women's Rights.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

I'm off to my tank guys!

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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