Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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women outside of the kitchen

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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A child with cancer grows up.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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