What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

What's 9+10=? 19

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