Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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I saw a shovel once.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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Poop

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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