- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What number comes after 29? 30.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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