Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

Period Blood

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Yo mamas so fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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