And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

space is fun

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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