Dear Board of education, so are we.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

JEWS

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

Blarg

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Are you a human?

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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