What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

God is real

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

c+t+c?

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

space is fun

Good boy

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

My pet rock died.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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