Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What number comes after 29? 30.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

A black man didn't walk into a bar

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Potato

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

A black guy with his family.

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Anti Joke

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