- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

What's 9+10=? 19

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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