- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Hearpin my durp

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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