Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

Do you know what they say? Words

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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