- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

fack me!

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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