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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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