- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Penis

I'm banging your sister.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

How did th-A fridge.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Hearpin my durp

I am on a escalator.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Who is a knob? ross d

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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