There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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marshal sterio had sex

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I'm banging your sister.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Where's my tractor?

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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