Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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a man walks into horse bar

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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i love huge wieners.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Jason Connor.

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