- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Jared Gough is a slut

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Are you a human?

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Republicans

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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