- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl die? 25.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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