why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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Republicans

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Hashtag

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Video Games

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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DOWN

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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