- Anti Joke

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Alex Eggbert

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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