What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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fack me!

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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