Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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