- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

PENlS.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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