A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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i'm not gay

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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Reed is poopin

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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