Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Your mother is a man.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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Knock knock. Death.

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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Vagina ass.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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