"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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68 :)

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Your time.

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guess what chicken butt

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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