The Irish man was sober.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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marshal sterio had sex

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I'm banging your sister.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Potato.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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Matt Damon

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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I am on a escalator.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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