- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

PENlS.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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