Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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ballsack

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I hate blackniggers

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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hello

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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Reed is poopin

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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They decide to exchange heads. Barbie squeezes the small opening under her chin over Ken's bulging neck socket. His wide jaw line jostles atop his girlfriend's body, loosely, like one of those novelty dogs destined to gaze from the back windows of cars. The two dolls chase each other around the orange Country Camper unsure what they'll do when they're within touching distance. Ken wants to feel Barbie's toes between his lips, take off one of her legs and force his whole arm inside her. With only the vaguest suggestion of genitals, all the alluring qualities they possess as fashion dolls, up until now, have done neither of them much good. But suddenly Barbie is excited looking at her own body under the weight of Ken's face. He is part circus freak, part thwarted hermaphrodite. And she is imagining she is somebody else—maybe somebody middle class and ordinary, maybe another teenage model being caught in a scandal. The night had begun with Barbie getting angry at finding Ken's blow up doll, folded and stuffed under the couch. He was defensive and ashamed, especially about not having the breath to inflate her. But after a round of pretend-tears, Barbie and Ken vowed to try to make their relationship work. With their good memories as sustaining as good food, they listened to late-night radio talk shows, one featuring Doctor Ruth. When all else fails, just hold each other, the small sex therapist crooned. Barbie and Ken, on cue, groped in the dark, their interchangeable skin glowing, the color of Band-Aids. Then, they let themselves go— Soon Barbie was begging Ken to try on her spandex miniskirt. She showed him how to pivot as though he was on a runway. Ken begged to tie Barbie onto his yellow surfboard and spin her on the kitchen table until she grew dizzy. Anything, anything, they both said to the other's requests, their mirrored desires bubbling from the most unlikely places.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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