Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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Anti Joke

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