How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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guess what chicken butt

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Your time.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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women playing football?

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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