Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

PENlS.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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