What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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since when?

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NASCAR

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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God bless America, and no where else.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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What is 2+2? 4!

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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