- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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