Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

Reed is poopin

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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