- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

weiner? balls

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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