- Anti Joke

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

Knock knock Come In.......

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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