You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Wheelchair high jump

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space is fun

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What is 2+2? 4!

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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hi. thats what she said.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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