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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Hi my name is Jim

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Hi my name is Jim

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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