a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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