How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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¿melano?

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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