There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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