What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Knock Knock Yes?

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Farts smell bad!

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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