- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

What's 9+10=? 19

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

guess what chicken butt

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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