How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

How did th-A fridge.

women have rights

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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