I'm banging your sister.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Where's my tractor?

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

So a black man hails a taxi...

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

women have rights

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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