Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Your time.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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