- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

I tell an anti joke!.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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