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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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If you are my friend like it!

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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