Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

No it isn't.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

I'm gay. No homo.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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