That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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space is fun

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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whats brown? poop.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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