Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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you will now laugh.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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baby loves lalma

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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knock knock piss off

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miley cyrus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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