How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

verry nice how mUCH?

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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