- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

2 women were sitting quietly

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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