-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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i love huge wieners.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Farts smell bad!

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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