viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

womens rights to vote

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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