- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

T-Dog scare me

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

You should never talk to strangers.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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