When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

haha, you're an orphan

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

Two women were sitting quietly.

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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