WNBA

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asparagus

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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9/11/2001

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I like pom

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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