What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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wnba

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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