the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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Your time.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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MICHAEL

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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