There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Thanks

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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sarah taylor

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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Yo mamas so fat

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Anti Joke

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