sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

general tso's broccoli

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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