How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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I like to eat people

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Women's Rights.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Alex Eggbert

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Civil Rights.

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No it isn't.

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