- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Knock knock Come In.......

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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