- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

2 women were sitting quietly

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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