Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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i love huge wieners.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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