What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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2 women were sitting quietly

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Facebook...

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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Are you a human?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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