- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

i'm not gay

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

Reed is poopin

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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