- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Video Games

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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