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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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