whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Black People.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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This is not a joke.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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who farted your mother

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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