- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

Do you know what they say? Words

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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