- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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