A black guy with his family.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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