- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Romney 2012

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

So a black man hails a taxi...

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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