A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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