- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

i love huge wieners.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

whats 2+2? 4

Jason Connor.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

Farts smell bad!

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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