How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Republicans

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Alex Eggbert

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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