- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

guess what chicken butt

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

A baby seal walks into a club...

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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