YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

The weels on the bus go...flat

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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