What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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You just won the game...

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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Girls

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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Hi my name is Jim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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