- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

A child with cancer grows up.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

No. Yes.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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