Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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