- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

A child with cancer grows up.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

women outside of the kitchen

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

feces

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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