Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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God bless America, and no where else.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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Alt F4

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Wheelchair high jump

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Black History Month

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Anti Joke

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