What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Matt Damon

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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