- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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