I like to eat people

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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WNBA

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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