What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Women's Rights.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

My butt!!!!!!!!

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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