marshal sterio had sex

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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How did th-A fridge.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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