- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

What is the difference between a duck?

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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