A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Wheelchair high jump

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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whoa there

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Do you know what they say? Words

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