Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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whats 2+2? 4

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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