Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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