What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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A black man walks into a book store.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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who is awesome? no one...

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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Why did I get raped

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Dubstep < Music

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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anti jokes

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Anti Joke

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