- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

womens rights to vote

Yo mamas so fat.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

Are you a human?

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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