- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

mc hammers income.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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