- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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