Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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Stop being a centipede

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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