What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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What is 2+2? 4!

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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poop

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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