why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Your time.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

women playing football?

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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