Kendall and Nick Fredick

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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Dani barton= lovely

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WNBA

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Anti Joke

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