Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Women's Rights.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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