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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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