what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Poop

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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i'm not gay

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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God bless America, and no where else.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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