Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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No it isn't.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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