- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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