Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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WNBA

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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black people

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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