- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

Women's Rights.

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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