What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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the real mccoy

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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