A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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space is fun

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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This is not a joke.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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