A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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