A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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Civil Rights.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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Dani barton= lovely

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WNBA

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asparagus

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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I like pom

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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9/11/2001

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Dancing Potatoe!

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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