- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

womens rights

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

Alex Eggbert

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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