- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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