How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Sorry boss

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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