I like pom

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asparagus

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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9/11/2001

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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Dani barton= lovely

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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WNBA

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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