why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

why am i on this site? cause its funny

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

What did the clock say? The time.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

PUDDING

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

I like to eat people

motley crew

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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