The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Period Blood

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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