Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

Which one is hardest?

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

Nobody cares.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

marshal sterio had sex

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