What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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