Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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leon harney ya pikey

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AVI IS A FAG

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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JEWS

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Dallas Cowboys

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these are shit

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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