- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

marshal sterio had sex

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

what colour is a frog green you idiot

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Watch your lips.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Where's my tractor?

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

An Asian walks out of the library.

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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