What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

verry nice how mUCH?

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

a man walks into a prostitute.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

Anti Joke

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