- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

who is awesome? no one...

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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