- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What did the clock say? The time.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Vagina ass.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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