Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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¿melano?

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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Hippopatomous!

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Sonic

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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