- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Justin Beiber

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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