What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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