A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Blarg

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

My butt!!!!!!!!

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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