- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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