What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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