- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

Nothing yet CC

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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