What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

I am on a escalator.

Hearpin my durp

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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