Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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Farts smell bad!

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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