- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

What is the difference between a duck?

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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