- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Blarg

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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