- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

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