IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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hi corey

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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