What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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