Doorbell salesman.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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marshal sterio had sex

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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