What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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¿melano?

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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black people

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I like pom

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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