Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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Farts smell bad!

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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