If you are my friend like it!

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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I'm banging your sister.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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marshal sterio had sex

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