Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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