A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Your time.

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guess what chicken butt

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feces

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Thanks

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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