Garry Glitters on here

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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