milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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womens rights to vote

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Are you a human?

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Republicans

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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