Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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( o Y o )

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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