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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am on a escalator.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Who is a knob? ross d

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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