- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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