Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I'm banging your sister.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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