What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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