Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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( o Y o )

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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