What's better than sex? Nothing

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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