What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Wats a joke?

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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Wade's the father

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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