- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Yo mamas so fat

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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