A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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