how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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i love huge wieners.

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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( o Y o )

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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fack me!

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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