What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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