Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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whats 2+2? 4

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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