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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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