What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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