Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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They decide to exchange heads. Barbie squeezes the small opening under her chin over Ken's bulging neck socket. His wide jaw line jostles atop his girlfriend's body, loosely, like one of those novelty dogs destined to gaze from the back windows of cars. The two dolls chase each other around the orange Country Camper unsure what they'll do when they're within touching distance. Ken wants to feel Barbie's toes between his lips, take off one of her legs and force his whole arm inside her. With only the vaguest suggestion of genitals, all the alluring qualities they possess as fashion dolls, up until now, have done neither of them much good. But suddenly Barbie is excited looking at her own body under the weight of Ken's face. He is part circus freak, part thwarted hermaphrodite. And she is imagining she is somebody else—maybe somebody middle class and ordinary, maybe another teenage model being caught in a scandal. The night had begun with Barbie getting angry at finding Ken's blow up doll, folded and stuffed under the couch. He was defensive and ashamed, especially about not having the breath to inflate her. But after a round of pretend-tears, Barbie and Ken vowed to try to make their relationship work. With their good memories as sustaining as good food, they listened to late-night radio talk shows, one featuring Doctor Ruth. When all else fails, just hold each other, the small sex therapist crooned. Barbie and Ken, on cue, groped in the dark, their interchangeable skin glowing, the color of Band-Aids. Then, they let themselves go— Soon Barbie was begging Ken to try on her spandex miniskirt. She showed him how to pivot as though he was on a runway. Ken begged to tie Barbie onto his yellow surfboard and spin her on the kitchen table until she grew dizzy. Anything, anything, they both said to the other's requests, their mirrored desires bubbling from the most unlikely places.

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poop

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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who is awesome? no one...

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Dubstep < Music

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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