- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

what's red and blue? your heart

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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