Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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24!

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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