What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

joe diragi makes paul look straight

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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