How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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Hi my name is Jim

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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