An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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whats brown? poop.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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