Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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peter charastabopouloulous

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Dani barton= lovely

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