Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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