Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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a man walks into horse bar

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How did the girl die? 25.

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Anti Joke

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