- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

What's red and has wheels a red car....

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

i'm not gay

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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