a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Republicans

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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