- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

weiner? balls

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Dancing Potatoe!

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Girls

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Canida

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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