- Anti Joke

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.