Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Matt Damon

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

I tell an anti joke!.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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