- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

What is the difference between a duck?

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

I like to eat people

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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