Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Wheelchair high jump

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Black History Month

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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