- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

womens rights to vote

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Women's Rights.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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