Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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motley crew

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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hi

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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I'm gay. No homo.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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