What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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hello

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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I saw a shovel once.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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NASCAR

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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zebras

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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