- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

i love huge wieners.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

save water shower with friends

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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