Hearpin my durp

I am on a escalator.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...