What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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A child with cancer grows up.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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