a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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womens rights to vote

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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