What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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