Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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So. The gays. ...

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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