Waseem is not a funny guy!

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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