- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

How did the girl die? 25.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Knock Knock Come in

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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