Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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