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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Do you know what they say? Words

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Which one is hardest?

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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