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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Spread the net.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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