Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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mc hammers income.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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