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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

why did i fall? i got pushed!

What's 9+10=? 19

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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