- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

You just won the game...

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

I'm gay. No homo.

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