- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

I'm a like whore

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

who is awesome? no one...

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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