whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

whats brown and smells like shit shit

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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