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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

Good boy

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

God bless America, and no where else.

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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