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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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