- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

Which one is hardest?

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

Nobody cares.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

Agricultural production fell significantly.

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

marshal sterio had sex

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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