- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

what is the awesomest of them all? me

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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