What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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ballsack

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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hello

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hey bill!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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