What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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Garry Glitters on here

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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