Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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