- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What did the fish say? Moo

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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