Knock Knock. Come in.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Dick spice

How did th-A fridge.

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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