- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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