"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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women's rights.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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