Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Republicans

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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