Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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hi

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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The penn state football administration

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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