How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Women's Rights.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

I have a crush on my dad.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Alex Eggbert

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Anti Joke

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