- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

guess what chicken butt

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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