Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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hello

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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i'm not gay

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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