- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Potato.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Hearpin my durp

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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