Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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fabien

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