why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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PUDDING

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I like pom

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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Ham sandwich

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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¿melano?

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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