- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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