Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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Facebook...

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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MICHAEL

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Video Games

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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Knock knock Come In.......

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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