Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

I saw a shovel once.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

kyle dosnt eat dick...

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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