- Anti Joke

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.