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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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