hey bill!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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man boobs

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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A black man walks into a book store.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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