A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Penis.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Gadaffi

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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