- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women's rights.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Black people. They are so kind.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Women's Rights.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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