- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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