What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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