NASCAR

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

Wheelchair high jump

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...