Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Blarg

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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Vagina ass.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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