Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

guess what chicken butt

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

Your time.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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