How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Which one is hardest?

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Nobody cares.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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marshal sterio had sex

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Watch your lips.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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