how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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peter charastabopouloulous

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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I like to eat people

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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