- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

Matt Damon

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

can't wait until the baby boomers die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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