Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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