- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Knock knock What

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

I have a crush on my dad.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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