- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

haha, you're an orphan

What's a small person? A midget

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.