what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Spread the net.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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since when?

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the real mccoy

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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God bless America, and no where else.

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