Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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