Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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