Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

osama bin ladens hiding spot

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Dancing Potatoe!

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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