- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

i love huge wieners.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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