Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

69

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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