- Anti Joke

A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then