What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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What's 9+10=? 19

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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