- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

fabien

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

Sorry boss

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

guess what? chicken butt.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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