What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

Toaster

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

Chuck norris survived rapture.

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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