- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.