What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

I'm a like whore

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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