Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Penis.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Q

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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