- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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