What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Vagina ass.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

how did little johnny die? i killed him

I like to eat people

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

How many cows say moo? All of them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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