Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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i love huge wieners.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Women's rights.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Welcome To Facebook

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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