- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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