why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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