- Anti Joke

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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