how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Dancing Potatoe!

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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hi michael

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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black people

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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