- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

women's rights

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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