What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Anti Joke

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