whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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