A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Reed is poopin

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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space is fun

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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