- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

JEWS

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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