What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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