Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Six million.

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I like pom

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Anti Joke

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