- Anti Joke

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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