How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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Wade's the father

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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