- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

You just won the game...

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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