black people

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Hi my name is Jim

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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hello

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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Reed is poopin

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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