Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

fabien

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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