A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Why? Because!

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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