Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

I'm gay. No homo.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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