Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

i'm not gay

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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