Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Nobody cares.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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