You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

I have a crush on my dad.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

why?

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Ham sandwich

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Mitt Romney.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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