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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Republicans

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why? Because!

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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