- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

knock, knock. come in.

Matty B

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