Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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( o Y o )

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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A black guy with his family.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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PENlS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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