- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

How did th-A fridge.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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