Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Dani barton= lovely

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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