- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

can't wait until the baby boomers die

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

I can Nazi

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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