- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Take my wife- to the store.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Are you a human?

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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