- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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