- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

can't wait until the baby boomers die

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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