What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Ham sandwich

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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