Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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PENlS.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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