What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

I Have a Black Friend

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

What's wrong with woman Everything

knock knock. who's there? someone.

69, hahaha

Please spell dyslexia.

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

dislike this...please.

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

Drunk irish man

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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