How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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