- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

I tell an anti joke!.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Knock Knock. Come in.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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