Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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why?

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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