- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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