- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

Hearpin my durp

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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