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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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