This one sucks!

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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