Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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verry nice how mUCH?

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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So. The gays. ...

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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Anti Joke

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