What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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Take my wife- to the store.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Your time.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Thanks

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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