- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Women.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

A child with cancer grows up.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

PENlS.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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