- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Death.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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