- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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