What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

What's wrong with woman Everything

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