- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Hearpin my durp

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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