- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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