Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Society.

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I'm banging your sister.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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