What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Dancing Potatoe!

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

black people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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