what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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hi

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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peter charastabopouloulous

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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