Gadaffi

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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Cows go moo.

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I tell an anti joke!.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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