Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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The penn state football administration

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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...NO.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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Anti Joke

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