Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Farts smell bad!

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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