What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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God bless America, and no where else.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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Poop

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Black People.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Why did I get raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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