What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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