BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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minecraft

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Your time.

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JEWS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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