- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

guess what chicken butt

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

A baby seal walks into a club...

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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