What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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haha, you're an orphan

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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