do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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