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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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