- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A child with cancer grows up.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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