- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

Spread the net.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

Poop

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

God bless America, and no where else.

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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