- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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