- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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