- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

this is a joke

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

A black man didn't walk into a bar

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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