Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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