Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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Black people. They are so kind.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Yo daddy!

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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