A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Wheelchair high jump

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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whats brown? poop.

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Why did I get raped

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Black History Month

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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