What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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