What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

How did th-A fridge.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Who is a knob? ross d

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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