Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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PUDDING

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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123 Main street

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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