Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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Dani barton= lovely

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Hi my name is Jim

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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