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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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your mom

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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