why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

why?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Ham sandwich

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Mitt Romney.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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