Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Which one is hardest?

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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