- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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