Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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asian drivers.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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