- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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