- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

What's wrong with woman Everything

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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