watashi no namae wa ramune desu

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

motley crew

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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