- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

A pedophile walks into a daycare

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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