Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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why?

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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MICHAEL

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Video Games

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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