A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Jared Gough is a slut

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

Yo mamas so fat.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

womens rights to vote

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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