Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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