I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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