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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

The weels on the bus go...flat

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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