How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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