What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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