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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Alex Eggbert

A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Vagina ass.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.