Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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