Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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Women.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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knock knock go away ok

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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