- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Farts smell bad!

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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