Women's Rights.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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I like pom

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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9/11/2001

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Anti Joke

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