Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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