What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Thanks

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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