A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

i'm not gay

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Dancing Potatoe!

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

ballsack

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

God bless America, and no where else.

I'm a like whore

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

poop

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Anti Joke

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