- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

So. The gays. ...

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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