What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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why did Max cry??? chicken

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

What does A duck smoke? Quack

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Japan called... They need help.

I am on a escalator.

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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