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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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WNBA

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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#scabbers

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Wats a joke?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Fear in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He said to himself, there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's Magical Basement. Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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