what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Hippopatomous!

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A man is driving down a back country road in an old beat up car going 30 mph when he notices a black horse and a white horse keeping pace with him. They keep up with him for a few miles before passing him and turning into a farm on the road. The man is quite impressed with the horses speed and follows them to the farmer and offers the farmer living there the horses in exchange for the car. The farmer says the horses are bad luck but accepts the trade, and the man walks off with the horses. The man then enters the horses in a big horse race and puts a lot of money on them. The horses immediately take the lead and are about to finish the race when the black horse trips and the white horse goes back to pick him up and end up losing. The man is furious and returns the horses to the farmer and gets his car back. The next day another man is driving in a nicer car down the same road going 50 mph when the black horse and the white horse run right past his car. Impressed with the horses speed the man trades his car to the farmer who warns him about the horses. Ignoring the farmer's warning the man enters the horses in a new race. The horses once again take the lead and are close to finishing first and second when the black horse trips and the white horse goes and picks him up again once again losing their lead. The man angrily returns the horses in exchange for his car. The next day a third man drives down the same road in a brand new sports car. While he's testing the limits of the car the horses catch up to him and run with him. Surprised by the speed of the horses the man speeds up in his car but the horses manage to keep up. The horses eventually run past the man and turn into their farm, and the man looks down and realizes that the horses had been running faster than 120 mph. The man goes to the farmer and offers his car in exchange for the horses. The farmer accepts but gives the man the same warning he gave the two men earlier. The new man just like the other two men ignores the warning and enters the horses into a race and bets a lot of money on them. This time the horse take the lead out of the gate but feet from the finish line the white horse trips and falls. The black horse seeing this goes back and helps him up once again losing the race. The man is disgusted and releases the horses into the city in hopes that they'll die out there. The two horses are wander into a bar, and the bartender looks at them and says: "hey you two why the long face?"

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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Dani barton= lovely

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Anti Joke

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