What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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