Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

i love huge wieners.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

a man walks into horse bar

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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