- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Women's rights.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

i love huge wieners.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What number comes after 29? 30.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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