- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

I'm gay. No homo.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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