What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Knock knock. Death.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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