Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Period Blood

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

Jared Gough is a slut

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

womens rights to vote

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Yo mamas so fat.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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