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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

Dancing Potatoe!

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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