How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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