- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Sonic

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Dani barton= lovely

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Dancing Potatoe!

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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