there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Yo daddy!

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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hi

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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why?

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peter charastabopouloulous

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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