Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Wats a joke?

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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