The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Johnson stops eating

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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women outside of the kitchen

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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No. Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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