- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

No it isn't.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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