- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

How did th-A fridge.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Romney 2012

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

a man walks into horse bar

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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