What is the difference between a duck?

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

What did the clock say? The time.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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