Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Alt F4

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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God bless America, and no where else.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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