I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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whats 2+2? 4

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Farts smell bad!

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Jason Connor.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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