Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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i'm not gay

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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