Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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