- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

black people

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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