Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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minecraft

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Hashtag

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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2 women were sitting quietly

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Weiner

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Yo daddy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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