A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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