What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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I'm banging your sister.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Potato.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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