Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Sorry boss

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Women's Rights.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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I'm banging your sister.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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