Nobody cares.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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marshal sterio had sex

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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Watch your lips.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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