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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

why am i on this site? cause its funny

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

My name is never spelt right so its all good

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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