roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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a man walks into horse bar

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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