Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

So. The gays. ...

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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