How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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