- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

So a black man hails a taxi...

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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