- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

why did i fall? i got pushed!

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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