Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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I like to eat people

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Women's Rights.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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