- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Wade's the father

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

God bless America, and no where else.

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

the real mccoy

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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