What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

Wheelchair high jump

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

whats brown? poop.

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

Black History Month

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

This is not a joke.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

what's red and blue? your heart

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...