- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

Knock Knock. Come in.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

How did th-A fridge.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

YOLO MAH BROLO

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Who is a knob? ross d

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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