why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Christians pornstars.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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