Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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