- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

since when?

the real mccoy

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

God bless America, and no where else.

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