Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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