- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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