Alex Eggbert

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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