- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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