what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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marshal sterio had sex

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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