Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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