Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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hi. thats what she said.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Christians pornstars.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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