- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Video Games

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Are you a human?

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I like to eat people

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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