Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Hippopatomous!

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Canida

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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