Hey, you know what'd be funny? A guy having a seizure saying, "Help I'm having a seizure!"

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Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

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What does a kangaroo and a zucchini have in common? Neither one can ride a bike.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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whats better than sex? cookies

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whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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