- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

whats better than sex? cookies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

want to no whats funny what your mom

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

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