- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

Horse tits

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

High school gym class.

How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

Feet

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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