why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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asd

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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High school gym class.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

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Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

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Hi

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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