- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

Feet

Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

Horse tits

what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

High school gym class.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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