what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

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whats better than sex? cookies

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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Feet

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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