Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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