- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Chris is hairy

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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