What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Half life 3 confirmed

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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