Once there was a girl named Andrea

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

im telling maguire

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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