What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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