- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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