What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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What do I hate? people

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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