How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Black people

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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