Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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