- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

are you gay does your mom know

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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