a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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A woman who lived alone with her parrot left her apartment to run to the store, forgetting that a plumber was scheduled to come and fix her sink. A few minutes later, the plumber arrived and knocked on the door. The parrot inside called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, "it's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waited for a bit and, seeing that nobody was coming to the door, knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, a little more loudly, "it's the plumber! I've come to fix the sink!" Again the plumber waited. After a few more minutes, he knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber yelled, as loudly as he could, "IT'S THE PLUMBER! I'VE COME TO FIX THE SINK!" Still, nobody came to the door. The plumber banged the door repeatedly, The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screamed "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIIINK!!!" and then, consumed with rage, clutched his chest and fell over dead from a stress-induced heart attack. A few minutes later, the woman returned home and, while opening her door, noticed the plumber lying dead in her hallway. She looked at her parrot and asked, "Who is it?" The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?"

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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These Jokes suck.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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