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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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