A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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