Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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