- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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