Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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A child is in class. He really has to go to the bathroom. The teacher tells him if he can recite the alphabet, he can go to the bathroom. The kid holds his breath and goes A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. The teacher tells him good job and allows him to go to the bathroom. When the kid got there there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy. when the teacher noticed the boy was gone for a long time, he went to check on him. When the teacher saw the dead naked body of the boy hanging from the ceiling, he shot himself. The teacher had a family of a wife and 3 sons. The principal of the school had to call the Wife and let her know about the tragedy. The principal also thought this would be a good time to tell the wife that her husband has been having a homosexual affair with him. The wife takes her three sons and drives off a bridge. They all die minus one son (age 14) who had to grow up on the street with other homeless men. He became addicted to crack and when he ran out of places to get money from he decided to rob his old home. He broke into the house and didn't know that a new family has moved in, a married couple and their 1 year old baby. He doesn't want to go to jail, so he kills the baby, spreads the blood all over the parents, ties the dad up and makes him watch his wife get raped, then he shoots the parents before putting the gun on himself. A police officer who responded to the scene had a heart condition and the scene of the crime caused him to have a heart attack. But, he got to the hospital in time and lived.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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knock knock come in!

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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