- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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