- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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